So, uh, you've been doing guest shots on episodic TV shows the last couple of years? Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing a pilot f-for CBS right now. It's called... It's called Lancer. I play the heavy. Did a, ahem, Ron Ely Tarzan. I did a Land of the Giants. Green Hornet. I did that show, uh... Bingo Martin with that kid Scott Brown. Yeah. And I got a F.B.I. that-that airs this Sunday. You, um... You always play the bad guy on these shows? - Y-yeah. Mm-hm. - Yeah. So, and they have a fight scene at the end of them? Well, not... Not... Not Land of the Giants or F.B.I., - but the rest, yeah. Yeah. - And you lose in the fight? [CHUCKLES] Yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm... I'm the heavy. Oh, that's an old trick pulled by the networks. Now, you take Bingo Martin, for example. - Mm-hm. - Right? So you got a new guy like Scott Brown. You wanna build up his bona fides, right? So you hire a guy from a canceled show - to play the heavy. - Hmm. Then at the end of the show, when they fight, it's hero besting heavy. But what the audience sees is Bingo Martin whipping Jake Cahill's ass. - Uh-huh. - You see? Then next week, it's Ron Ely. And next week, it's Bob Conrad, wearing his tight pants, kicking your ass. - Yeah. - [CHUCKLES] Now, in another couple of years, playing punching bag to every swinging dick new to the network, that's gonna have a psychological effect on how the audience perceives you. Right. So, Rick, who's gonna kick the shit out of you next week? Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? [CHUCKLING] The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.? How about Batman and Robin? Ping. Pow. Choom. Zoom. [CHUCKLES] Down goes you. Down goes your career as a leading man.
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Mike fucking Lewis! Crisping them Nazis to hell! Oh, shit, that's... All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat? - Rick, it's a flamethrower. - Yeah. So I came to the office early today, and I watched two episodes of Bounty Law on 16 mm. Jody Janice, wanted for cattle rustling in the state of Wyoming, $425 dead or alive.
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Starring Rick Dalton. MARVIN: Then a couple of the jokers over in archival sent over a kinescope of a little treat featuring you. ♪ There's an old piano ♪ ♪ And they play it hot Behind the green door ♪ ♪ Don't know what They're doing ♪ ♪ But they laugh a lot Behind the green door ♪ ♪ Wish they'd let me in ♪ ♪ So I can find out What's behind the green door ♪
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And you brought him here to collect. I don't even know where here is. It was just the closest place. Caught up with him about five miles outside of town. So, bounty killer, the name of this town is Janicetown.
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And that boy you killed... was Jody Janice. He was the baby boy of Major Nathin Maxwell Janice. Hmm. Who's Major Nathin Maxwell Janice? Well, I'll be sure and introduce you when he gets here. [♪♪♪]
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Or do you go to Rome and star in Westerns and win fucking fights?
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[♪♪♪] - [GUNSHOT] - [MAN GROANING]
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ANNOUNCER: Bounty Law.
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SAM: Rick Dalton. Sam Wanamaker. - Hey, Sam. - [CHUCKLING] Sorry about the wet hand. Oh, don't worry. I'm used to it with Yul. I want you to know, I'm the one who cast you. And I couldn't be more delighted you're doing this. Oh, well, thank you, Sam. I... I appreciate it. It's a good part. Yeah, it is. Have you met Jim Stacy, the series lead? Uh, not yet, no. No. Well, you guys are going to be dynamite together. Mm. Mm. Well, it sounds exciting. - Yeah, lightning in a bottle. - Mm. Now, you met Sonya, makeup and hair? Hi. And this is Rebekka, who does costumes. Hello. - REBEKKA: Hi. - Howdy. SAM: I want a whole new look for Caleb. I don't want this Western costumed the way they costumed The Big Valley and Bonanza for the last decade. I want a zeitgeist flair to the costumes. [COUGHING] I mean, nothing anachronistic, but where does 1869 and 1969 meet? Especially when it comes to you, Caleb. Mm. Mm. First off, I want to give him a mustache. A big, droopy, Zapata-like mustache. Now, about his jacket. I want to give him a hippie jacket. Something he could wear into the London Fog tonight and look like the hippest guy in the room. Far out. We got a Custer jacket. Fringes all down the arm. It's tan now, but I dye it dark brown, he could hit the Strip in it tonight. That's my girl. Heh. - Now, Rick, about your hair. - What about my hair? I want to go with a different hairstyle. Huh. What? Something more hippie-ish. [STUTTERING] You want me to look like a hippie? Well, think less hippie, more... Hells Angel! [IMITATING ENGINE REVVING] - Right. Say, Sam... - Get me the... Sam. Sam, uh... if you got me covered up in all this... this junk, uh, how's the audience gonna know it's me?
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Hey, hey. Hey, buddy, I'm Rick Dalton. You know where I'm supposed to go? They're waiting for you in the makeup trailer. Where's the makeup trailer? Straight back the way you came, hard right. [COUGHING] [CLEARING THROAT]
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I hope they don't. Mm. I don't want them to see Jake Cahill. I want them to see Caleb. I hired you to be an actor, Rick. Not a TV cowboy. You're better than that.