I don't know, if you know that the Nazi's lost... ... that war. If you were a Nazi, after the war...
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Tonight, we are going out into Wellington Central. It is important that we look good. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah. One of the unfortunate things about not having a reflection is that you... ... don't know exactly what you look like. Looook!
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Uh, there was a girl. Human girl. And... ... I... ... thought she was fantastic. She was... ... absolutely amazing. I was smitten. Her family emigrated to New Zealand. And, I thought, 'you know what, to hell with it. I'm gonna go. I'm going to chase her and tell her how I feel.' I told my servant Phillip, 'Send me to New Zealand.' He... ... put the wrong postage on my coffin. So the whole journey took about 18 months.
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Definitely younger than yourself. Okay, so 18 to 30. So it's a dinner party? - I'll be there? - Yes! - You'll be there! - Dinner Party! - The guys will be there? - Yes! - We'll all be there? - Yes, we will dress up... - Ok, great. - ...and then...eat them.
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And when I got here, she had... ... found someone else.
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You know, someone that bleeds a lot. Yep.
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2.3s
... well, I'm his familiar. He's my Master.
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3.5s
... and if you were a Nazi vampire...
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3.2s
He tells me what to do, I do it.
What We Do in the Shadows
1.7s
Perhaps a guy?
What We Do in the Shadows
5.8s
We are the bait. But we're also the trap. Hello ladies.
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7.7s
... you think, 'ooh, those are some nice pants!'. - Do work these? - NO! Change it! When you are a vampire, you become very sexy.
What We Do in the Shadows
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- Hey guys! Being bitten as a little boy or a little girl you're always going to look the same age. What are you doing tonight? Are you going to kill some perverts? - Yeah, we're meeting a pedophile. - Cool. Okay, let's just go to Big Kumara. - Have a good night, guys! - Yeah, you have a good night, bye. The Big Kumara is vampire owned and operated, and so we can always get in. It's the hottest night spot for vampires in Wellington. - Come on in, guys, come on in. - Thank you. Thanks.
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5.7s
One of each? One of each will be cool. My relationship with Deacon is...
What We Do in the Shadows
5.8s
Well, that didn't go so great. Um, I hit the main artery.