Uh, there was a girl. Human girl. And... ... I... ... thought she was fantastic. She was... ... absolutely amazing. I was smitten. Her family emigrated to New Zealand. And, I thought, 'you know what, to hell with it. I'm gonna go. I'm going to chase her and tell her how I feel.' I told my servant Phillip, 'Send me to New Zealand.' He... ... put the wrong postage on my coffin. So the whole journey took about 18 months.

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What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

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Uh, there was a girl. Human girl. And... ... I... ... thought she was fantastic. She was... ... absolutely amazing. I was smitten. Her family emigrated to New Zealand. And, I thought, 'you know what, to hell with it. I'm gonna go. I'm going to chase her and tell her how I feel.' I told my servant Phillip, 'Send me to New Zealand.' He... ... put the wrong postage on my coffin. So the whole journey took about 18 months.