And then she was all like, "Bitch, if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask." And I was all like, "Bitch, if I cared what you thought, I'd ask." Ugh, my grandma is so annoying. - Ha-ha-ha. - Wesley, what time is it?
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She looks great. She's pulling it off. - Dude, she's 15 years old, man. - She's a ten. I don't care about 15. She's a ten.
The DUFF
5.3s
Let's do this shit. Fucking A. - Mom. - Sorry.
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58.3s
- You're listening at the door again? - Yes, I was. This is juicy stuff. Now it all makes sense. Mom, I've been through all of your stages, okay? I am already at the fifth and final stage: acceptance. Honey, forget about the five stages. I have got some real advice for you. We're gonna call it, uh, stage 11. Yeah, it's sort of acceptance plus, where you realize who you are, you accept it, and then you, um, turn it up to 11. Is that supposed to be Robert Pattinson? No, Spinal Tap. The movie, Spinal Tap. "This one goes to 11." Let's stop. All right, honey, you're a weirdo. Fine, own it. Be the best weirdo you can be. You have spent the last month worrying so much about what other people think about you. How about tonight you just worry about what you think about you? Now, I want you to get cleaned up, I want you to go to that dance, and rock that homecoming like my Bianca Piper would.
The DUFF
17.3s
The point is, we're a team. If anything, we're kind of chumps in comparison to you. Okay, now you went too far. You had me and then you lost me. Oh, no, she's right, B. You are by far the smartest one of the three of us. You're loyal, you're funny. And we can't be Bianca, Jess and Casey without Bianca.
The DUFF
8.6s
I didn't regret hitting "send," but I did regret how I left things with Jess and Casey. So all of this because of some word?
The DUFF
3s
...Mr. Wesley Rush.
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Oh, no. That was a good one. - You are a phenomenal kisser. - Ha-ha-ha. - Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?
The DUFF
1.3s
Ah?
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3.8s
If this makes it to Toshi, - I'm telling you now... - Toshi.
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13.6s
- Hey, Trevor. - Have fun tonight, Trevor. - I hate you. - No, you look adorable. Mm. Ish. I'm not happy! I haven't been kissed in years. - Can we do one more...? - Okay, not again.
The DUFF
2.7s
No one at all? Any takers?
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6.8s
- Ha-ha-ha. - This is not... - This is a... - Hmm. Not the article I want. - Dad, 17 pa... - But it article we need.
The DUFF
1.8s
Oh, are we making a movie?
The DUFF
11.8s
- Hey. - Now, that's a classic look. You could be on the cover of GQ. Back cover. Just a vest. Okay, MacGyver. You talk about my son one more ******* time.
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Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it. Can you make sure you get an insert shot of them opening it? Yep, on it. Oh, yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel. Wow, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday? - On a school night? - Yeah, I can do that. Damn, dude. All right. Well, yeah, we're in. Ooh, um... Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in, and I only have a certain amount. But, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know. - Problem solved. - Oh, hey. Look at that.
The DUFF
6.8s
Oh, and Wesley? He passed science. He's going to Ohio State in the fall. And since I got into Northwestern, we can visit each other.