Not too much older than you. So you know Dominique? Excuse me? You... You probably know him as Dom. No. Sorry. Why do you ask? Dom gave me something... to deliver to someone.
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A-Are they your kids? Yes, they are.
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You're Nigerian. My dad, um... He... He went back to Nigeria before I was born. Sorry to hear that. I know what it's like to grow up without a father. That's why I spend a lot of time and a lot of money with the Boys Club. Those, um... Those kids...
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That's your room right there. After that, they all hit it off. Though he never used that word in front of them again. The mission at band camp was to give kids from different backgrounds... a chance to exchange music and experiences unique to their cultures. W-W-Wait. Okay, so you're saying white girls will suck dick... yet still claim they're virgins? Yeah, man. I'm serious. Really? Dude, check it. I've been getting head since I was, like, 12, all right? I've been hitting hos in the ass since I was, like, 14. It's true, man. These chicks will let you fill any hole, except the pussy, with a dick, no problem.
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The incident took place today at Seven Bucks Coffee... Apparently the side effects of the popular club drug MDMA, or "Molly." Tannehill James was a witness to this bizarre scene. So, I'm here at the Seven Bucks, drinking my vanilla chai latte... and eating me some pound cake. 'Cause you know niggas don't eat scones, right? When all of a sudden this crazy little naked ho comes up... and she squatted down right in front of me and she pissed right there. I swear to God. Pissed right there for a long time. So, now, you tell me how am I supposed to eat my pound cake... after witnessing something like that? Reporting live, Karen Myetta, Channel 10 News. Up next, a fight over lunch turns deadly in Inglewood. Did he actually say, "I'll kill you and your friends if you don't sell these drugs"? Or just you? What? Don't act like you weren't curious too. Not directly. He was talking about Amazon and Rick Ross CDs not getting to their customers. Niggas don't even buy CDs anymore, dawg. Jib, that's not the fucking point! Are you gonna go and sell on the corner? 'Cause we're a bunch of bitches, man. Speak for yourself, Jib. Yes. I am a bitch-ass nigga. I don't give a fuck. I own that shit. Who are you trying to impress, Diggy? We're talking about Molly, Jib, not fucking heroin. All we gotta do is find the white people. - Go to Coachella, Lollapalooza. - Yeah, yeah. We can backpack and hitchhike and sing Mumford and Sons songs and all that faux fucking shit. Fuck you. Okay? I'm just saying it could work. Yeah, yeah. Why stop there, you know? Why not hit Bonnaroo also? Bitcoins.
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So let's do this. Let's reschedule this interview... for a few weeks from now. Give it a little time. Go out there. Make the delivery for which you have claimed responsibility... to the appropriate consumers... so that the suppliers of this product... can be whole. Metaphorically speaking, of course. If you're able to do this, it shows me more about you... than any interview ever could. And I would then make it my business... to make you a man of Harvard. I want you to get out of The Bottoms just like I did. I know from growing up there it's very, very dangerous... and that your family or your friends could get killed at any moment... just by being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Dark Web. Could work. Way better than Coachella. Guys, the FBI can track us. The police... No, they can't. - Not if you use a Tor browser. - What the fuck is that? - Onion routing. - Layered encryptions. It's like a game of Whac-A-Mole with thousands of computers... What the fuck is a Whac-A-Mole? Look, these dark Web sites run off these secret IP addresses. Like LulzSec-level shady. We need to find one somehow.
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Okay. Well, sit down. My shift's almost over. I'll take you home.
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Looks like you and I had the same kind of day. How'd the interview go?
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Oh, shit. There's these sites where you can... you can sell everything... from fake credit cards to illegal guns and drugs. And they use Bitcoins so they can't be traced. We don't have to stand on any corner.
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Nobody's going to suspect a thing. We're just geeks doing what geeks do.
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Right? That's what I'm saying, bro. You're into it, bro.
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That's how we do it. Do what?
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Thanks, Mom.
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W...
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- Yeah. - Right. But here's something to wrap your brain around, man. I've never had intercourse with a pussy. Mm-hmm? Only asshole and oral. Okay?
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And the best part... Watch.
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William went to... Prep school, where he smoked a pound of weed a week, skipped classes... and had a 1.9 GPA, yet got a perfect score on his SAT. He was accepted to his father's alma mater under academic probation, which meant he had to maintain a 3.0 grade point average. So, William hacked into the... database, erasing all grades from the entire freshman class.