Dope (2015)
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The incident took place today at Seven Bucks Coffee... Apparently the side effects of the popular club drug MDMA, or "Molly." Tannehill James was a witness to this bizarre scene. So, I'm here at the Seven Bucks, drinking my vanilla chai latte... and eating me some pound cake. 'Cause you know niggas don't eat scones, right? When all of a sudden this crazy little naked ho comes up... and she squatted down right in front of me and she pissed right there. I swear to God. Pissed right there for a long time. So, now, you tell me how am I supposed to eat my pound cake... after witnessing something like that? Reporting live, Karen Myetta, Channel 10 News. Up next, a fight over lunch turns deadly in Inglewood. Did he actually say, "I'll kill you and your friends if you don't sell these drugs"? Or just you? What? Don't act like you weren't curious too. Not directly. He was talking about Amazon and Rick Ross CDs not getting to their customers. Niggas don't even buy CDs anymore, dawg. Jib, that's not the fucking point! Are you gonna go and sell on the corner? 'Cause we're a bunch of bitches, man. Speak for yourself, Jib. Yes. I am a bitch-ass nigga. I don't give a fuck. I own that shit. Who are you trying to impress, Diggy? We're talking about Molly, Jib, not fucking heroin. All we gotta do is find the white people. - Go to Coachella, Lollapalooza. - Yeah, yeah. We can backpack and hitchhike and sing Mumford and Sons songs and all that faux fucking shit. Fuck you. Okay? I'm just saying it could work. Yeah, yeah. Why stop there, you know? Why not hit Bonnaroo also? Bitcoins.