-It's like the second one. -Oh. Except for in a way that made me wanna cry and puke at the same time. Gosh, she's so badass. You know, I bet if you told her you'd leave Nick for a million dollars, she will write that check. They do that around here. And she looked at me like I was nothing. Like a $10 million check. I feel like she would do that. [SIGHS] I don't even know what I should do. I mean, I can't even tell Nick because he worships her. Yeah, Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5. What about the Ah Ma? Does she hate your face, too? Okay, nobody said they hated my face. And Ah Ma,she liked my face. She said I had a lucky nose. That's great! You know, Eleanor can hate you all day long, but you can't beat 2,000 years of Chinese filial piety. I feel like I shouldn't even go to the wedding. You know, it's Colin and Araminta's day. I don't wanna cause any drama there. I feel like I should just sit it out. You know? Tell Nick I had food poisoning or something.
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It's not a big deal, obviously. I just think it's kind of weird that I had no idea. I mean, you have a Jamba Juice card. You use my Netflix password. You play basketball at that Y that kind of smells. I really like that place, thank you very much.
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NICK: Hey, Mum, everything okay? ELEANOR: Does something have to be wrong for me to call? [CHUCKLES] Yeah, usually. [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] Very funny. Are you bringing the girl you're seeing to Colin's wedding? Mmm. We were literally just talking about that. How could you know? Everybody knows.
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-[CELL PHONE RINGING] -Oh. -It's my mum. Do you mind? -Mmm. Go ahead. All right. -Save me some of that. -Okay.
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ELEANOR: "If then you have been raised with Christ, [CELL PHONE CHIMES] "seek the things that are above "where Christ is seated -"at the right hand of God. -[CELL PHONES CHIMING] "Set your minds on things that are above, "not on things that are on Earth." JACQUELINE: Eleanor, is Nicki bringing a girl to Colin's wedding? My Amanda heard it from her friend Francesca. Eddie says her name is Rachel Chu. NADINE: Oh, I thought that Nick was coming alone. Did you know he had a girlfriend? Nick dates many girls. It's hard to keep track. Amanda knows everyone and she has never heard of her. NADINE: Rachel Chu. Maybe she's from the Taiwan plastics Chu family. If you want, I have a private investigator. [WHISPERS] Very discreet. I think we should return to the word of God.
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[CAMERA CLICKS]
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Welcome aboard, Mr. Young, Miss Chu. Here's the way to your private suite.
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Okay, game plan. Check our bags, get through security, and then we could eat one of the three homemade Tupperware meals my mom packed for us. Good afternoon, Mr. Young, Miss Chu. We'll take your bags and get you checked into first class. -Great. -Oh. No, there's a mistake. We're not first class. We're economy people. WOMAN: This way, please. Just go with it. Come on. But... Yeah, they'll be fine. Just leave them there.
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All right, sorry about that. I saved you a piece. You did, did you? A very small piece at that. Thank you very much. How's your mom? Everything okay? [SIGHS] Couldn't be better. Hey, Mom, this one's kind of cute. What do you think? No, no! You can't wear that to meet Nick's Ah Ma. Blue and white is for Chinese funerals. Now this, this symbolizes good fortune and fertility. Great! I was really going for that "lucky baby maker" vibe. Hey! You're the one who asked for my help picking out a dress to meet Nick's family. It's only 'cause I hardly know anything about them. Every time I bring them up, Nick changes the subject. Maybe he's embarrassed. Maybe his parents are poor, and he has to send them money. That's what all good Chinese children do. -[SCOFFS] -Oh, you're going to have a wonderful time. You've always wanted to go to Asia. And who knows, if all goes well in Singapore, you might just come back with a souvenir. Oh, Mom, stop! Nick and I haven't even talked about that. [KERRY CHUCKLES] I mean, his parents can't not like me, right?
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[UNZIPS BAG] What kind of business? Real estate, investment, other things. Nothing interesting. "Dim sum."
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These pajamas are fancier than any of my real clothes. My family has business with the airline. The tickets, they're a perk.
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So your family is, like, rich? We're comfortable. That is exactly what a super-rich person would say.
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But wearing a lucky color will make a good first impression. [INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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And some champagne. [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA] Thank you.
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-Nick. We can't afford this. -Mmm.
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What was that look? I saw that. Nothing. It's just, Nick bringing a girl all the way there to meet them can mean a lot to these overseas families. They're different from us. How are they different? They're Chinese, I'm Chinese. I'm so Chinese, I'm an economics professor with lactose intolerance. Yeah, but you grew up here. [CONTINUES IN MANDARIN]
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ALIX: Ephesians. Chapter six, verse four. "Bring up your children in the discipline "and instruction of the Lord." Oh, I do hope she's a good Christian girl. JACQUELINE: Well, if he's bringing her home, it must be serious. Exactly.