Duration: 55.2s

-It's like the second one. -Oh. Except for in a way that made me wanna cry and puke at the same time. Gosh, she's so badass. You know, I bet if you told her you'd leave Nick for a million dollars, she will write that check. They do that around here. And she looked at me like I was nothing. Like a $10 million check. I feel like she would do that. [SIGHS] I don't even know what I should do. I mean, I can't even tell Nick because he worships her. Yeah, Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5. What about the Ah Ma? Does she hate your face, too? Okay, nobody said they hated my face. And Ah Ma,she liked my face. She said I had a lucky nose. That's great! You know, Eleanor can hate you all day long, but you can't beat 2,000 years of Chinese filial piety. I feel like I shouldn't even go to the wedding. You know, it's Colin and Araminta's day. I don't wanna cause any drama there. I feel like I should just sit it out. You know? Tell Nick I had food poisoning or something.