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Welcome to "Health and Human Sexuality." Now, this fall we'll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. Where do you think you're going there, hotshot? I need to urinate. No way, José. Uh, it's Cady. Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you'll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like a sperm whale. Get it?
Mean Girls
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What? But they need me to start on September 9th. ♪ I don't want to live With what ifs, might haves ♪ ♪ Could have been if I had ♪ Cady? ♪ Only tried, not held back Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪ ♪ That's not the me that I That's not the me that I am ♪ ♪ This time There's no lookin' back ♪ ♪ I'm crossing things Off my list ♪ ♪ Don't want to run out of time Before I wake up and find ♪ ♪ There was a life That I missed ♪ ♪ My limit doesn't exist ♪
Mean Girls
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Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. Shut up. Shut up! I didn't say anything. You're, like, really pretty. Thanks. So you agree? You think you're really pretty? Oh, I don't know. You're an international student. That is so fetch. What is "fetch"? It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think. Have you ever touched a tiger? Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 'Cause that's one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger. Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? I can guess any girl's bra size. All you got to do is jump one time. Ew, Jason! Do me. Oh, my God, Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. Do you want to have sex with him? Oh, uh... no, thank you. Okay, then it's settled. Jason, no one thinks you're funny. Okay? And this thing you're doing where you lower your voice when you talk is making people really sad. Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems to go back to his normal speaking voice, please raise your hand.
Mean Girls
24.4s
May I have everyone's attention, please? Eyes to the front of the room. You may notice we have a new student joining us today. She just moved here from Kentucky. Kenya. Kenya. Her name is Caddy. It's Cady. Cady Heron. My apologies. I will commit that to memory. Cady, like the Canadian songstress k.d. lang, and Heron, like the illegal street drug.
Mean Girls