Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. Shut up. Shut up! I didn't say anything. You're, like, really pretty. Thanks. So you agree? You think you're really pretty? Oh, I don't know. You're an international student. That is so fetch. What is "fetch"? It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think. Have you ever touched a tiger? Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 'Cause that's one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger. Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? I can guess any girl's bra size. All you got to do is jump one time. Ew, Jason! Do me. Oh, my God, Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. Do you want to have sex with him? Oh, uh... no, thank you. Okay, then it's settled. Jason, no one thinks you're funny. Okay? And this thing you're doing where you lower your voice when you talk is making people really sad. Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems to go back to his normal speaking voice, please raise your hand.

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Mean Girls (2004)

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Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. Shut up. Shut up! I didn't say anything. You're, like, really pretty. Thanks. So you agree? You think you're really pretty? Oh, I don't know. You're an international student. That is so fetch. What is "fetch"? It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think. Have you ever touched a tiger? Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 'Cause that's one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger. Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? I can guess any girl's bra size. All you got to do is jump one time. Ew, Jason! Do me. Oh, my God, Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. Do you want to have sex with him? Oh, uh... no, thank you. Okay, then it's settled. Jason, no one thinks you're funny. Okay? And this thing you're doing where you lower your voice when you talk is making people really sad. Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems to go back to his normal speaking voice, please raise your hand.