Good. You thought I was guilty the whole time, didn't you?
Big Momma's House
15s
Maybe not. Maybe you're walkin' home from a church social. Maybe you're standin' on your sun porch smokin' a pack of Virginia Slims. But where's an' ever you be, you got to be prepared for this.
Big Momma's House
1.5s
Sherry.
Big Momma's House
2.6s
You sure have changed, Big Momma.
Big Momma's House
20.7s
Oh, dear! The duct tape. I guess you're wonderin' why I got the duct tape. - It's a beauty secret. - Really? Yes. You never used duct tape to get rid of them unsightly hairs? - No. - It works particularly well on the bikini area. - Really? - No doubt, girl. The pork chops are on fire.
Big Momma's House
3.1s
Now where's that cake?
Big Momma's House
10.3s
OK. We've got a live one, people. Conference room in five. Oh, Malcolm. Didn't recognize you with the make-up off. Got the Michaels file? - Got it. - Good. Bring it here.
Big Momma's House
2.4s
Y'all never heard of Soul, Korea?
Big Momma's House
39.9s
Take it easy, Hattie. Who the hell do you think you are? Comin' up here, tryin' to put your nasty-ass lips on me. I am not street booty. I will not be treated like street poontang! Ben, if you wanna get with me... I mean... you will never get with me! Understand? And even if I was interested, which I definitely am not, you be goin' about it the wrong way. - How am I supposed to go about it? - You don't come in a woman's house and lead with your shaboink-boink! Women don't respond to that. I should've bought you somethin'. Like a corsage.
Big Momma's House
12s
I didn't go to electrical college, if that's what you mean. But I'm a handyman. Yeah, handyman's my thing. - What are you doing? - How you doin', man? Wait a minute.
Big Momma's House
2.2s
What's wrong?
Big Momma's House
16.5s
Satellite TV and a six-pack do not a full life make. You gotta understand. I'm not like you. On the street, I gotta keep it simple. You know what I mean? I can't have a family and home out there distracting me. That's funny. I couldn't be out there without it.
Big Momma's House
9s
- What the hell did you just do? - Kept us in play. If Big Momma's not here, she'll leave, and then we have no case. Don't worry.
Big Momma's House
34s
Oh, that. Child, when you get to be my age, they're like yard dogs. If you don't put 'em on a leash, they'll just roam all over the neighborhood. - Big Momma, you gotta come out here quick. - What you talkin'? - Big Momma, it's time. - Time for what? Ritha's gonna have her baby. Oh. That's great. Thank you for stoppin' by. Be sure to send me an invitation to the baby shower. Her water broke comin' back from the movie. The baby's due any minute. - And you got to deliver it. - Excuse me? - You're the midwife, aren't you? - Midwife?
Big Momma's House
7.8s
- They make these cars so low. - Hi, Trent. Momma, you need some help? No, I'm not that old, Sherry. I don't need no help.
Big Momma's House
5.9s
We got some pork chops, turkey necks... Child, you like these?
Big Momma's House
16.2s
- Who's he? - Oh, Big Momma. That's Trent, my son. You haven't seen him since he was a baby. Oh, yeah. Trent! Hi, Trent. - Say hi. - I should've known just by lookin' at him.
Big Momma's House
27.3s
Let's say you walkin' down the street, struttin' your stuff, and somebody scream out to you "Hey, baby!" "Back that thing up and show me what you got." What you gonna do? Well, I'd say... I got a size ten, and I'm about to cram it up his bony ass. What if that don't work? What if he decide he still wanna get a little piece of that?