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Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party. You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli. Yeah, well, uh, l-l like this look better, General-- - Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy. Oooh. Looks like... we got another major on our hands here, guys. - Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major !
Major Payne
1m15s
What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ? You find a piece of candy in your pocket ? - No, sir ! - What's your name, tubby ? - H-Heathcoat, sir ! - Heathcoat. You know, you remind me of the doughboy. If I poke your stomach will it make you go You know what ? I'm gonna help you make room for lunch, bacon-boy. Drop down, give me 30 situps right now ! Let's go ! Count 'em out ! Let me see that belly roll ! - One, tubby, tubby ! - One, sir. - Come on, pork chop ! - Two, chubby, chubby ! - Two, sir. Whoo ! You's a pure genius ! Who you ? Redd Foxx ? No, better yet. You Richard Pryor, ain't you ? Whoo ! What's your name, girlfriend ? Dwight Williams, but the boys call me "D," sir. - You can call me D. - D, hmm ? Yeah, brother. - You like the way I handle these white boys, D ? - Oh, yeah ! It make you feel good to see a black man runnin' things, huh ? - Malcolm X. - Well, let me tell you somethin', D. - Yeah, brother ? - Why don't you come closer. I... am not... your damn brother ! Now drop down, give me 20 squat thrusts now !
Major Payne
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From now on, my little group of scrotum sacs, you will strive to be like me. You will walk like me, talk like me, and until you win those games, you will be bald like me ! Way to go this time, Alex. Dotson, take these men for two hours of P.T. ! Yes, sir ! First exercise will be the side straddle hop ! - Side straddle hop. - Squad. Ready. One, two, three. Come on, bacon-boy ! Come on !
Major Payne