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What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ? You find a piece of candy in your pocket ? - No, sir ! - What's your name, tubby ? - H-Heathcoat, sir ! - Heathcoat. You know, you remind me of the doughboy. If I poke your stomach will it make you go You know what ? I'm gonna help you make room for lunch, bacon-boy. Drop down, give me 30 situps right now ! Let's go ! Count 'em out ! Let me see that belly roll ! - One, tubby, tubby ! - One, sir. - Come on, pork chop ! - Two, chubby, chubby ! - Two, sir. Whoo ! You's a pure genius ! Who you ? Redd Foxx ? No, better yet. You Richard Pryor, ain't you ? Whoo ! What's your name, girlfriend ? Dwight Williams, but the boys call me "D," sir. - You can call me D. - D, hmm ? Yeah, brother. - You like the way I handle these white boys, D ? - Oh, yeah ! It make you feel good to see a black man runnin' things, huh ? - Malcolm X. - Well, let me tell you somethin', D. - Yeah, brother ? - Why don't you come closer. I... am not... your damn brother ! Now drop down, give me 20 squat thrusts now !