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Benson.

Major Payne

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Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !

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Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. for two hours of weapons drill. Yo, Payne !

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Second place: Madison Preparatory. Third place: Stapleton. Fourth place: Taggert.

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One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir.

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You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.

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- On your mark. Get set.

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What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.

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Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads... who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition: Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

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Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go ! Come on ! You can do it ! Come on ! Let's move it ! Move it ! See you later, loser.

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- He just tripped him ! - The winner of the relay race is Wellington Academy.

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- Is that him ? - Yeah, come on !

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What ? Major Payne. The new commandant ? Oh. Right. You're in charge of the green boys. Come again ? The green boys. They wear those green things. You know, it's funny, when they stand in front of bushes, I can't see them.

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Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party. You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli. Yeah, well, uh, l-l like this look better, General-- - Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy. Oooh. Looks like... we got another major on our hands here, guys. - Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major !

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If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir ! What'd you say to me, turd ? Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?

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What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ? You find a piece of candy in your pocket ? - No, sir ! - What's your name, tubby ? - H-Heathcoat, sir ! - Heathcoat. You know, you remind me of the doughboy. If I poke your stomach will it make you go You know what ? I'm gonna help you make room for lunch, bacon-boy. Drop down, give me 30 situps right now ! Let's go ! Count 'em out ! Let me see that belly roll ! - One, tubby, tubby ! - One, sir. - Come on, pork chop ! - Two, chubby, chubby ! - Two, sir. Whoo ! You's a pure genius ! Who you ? Redd Foxx ? No, better yet. You Richard Pryor, ain't you ? Whoo ! What's your name, girlfriend ? Dwight Williams, but the boys call me "D," sir. - You can call me D. - D, hmm ? Yeah, brother. - You like the way I handle these white boys, D ? - Oh, yeah ! It make you feel good to see a black man runnin' things, huh ? - Malcolm X. - Well, let me tell you somethin', D. - Yeah, brother ? - Why don't you come closer. I... am not... your damn brother ! Now drop down, give me 20 squat thrusts now !

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What's your name, girlie-mouth ? Uh, Cadet Alex Stone, sir ! Yes, sir ! Heigh-ho, sir !

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From now on, my little group of scrotum sacs, you will strive to be like me. You will walk like me, talk like me, and until you win those games, you will be bald like me ! Way to go this time, Alex. Dotson, take these men for two hours of P.T. ! Yes, sir ! First exercise will be the side straddle hop ! - Side straddle hop. - Squad. Ready. One, two, three. Come on, bacon-boy ! Come on !

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Benson.

Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !

Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. for two hours of weapons drill. Yo, Payne !

Second place: Madison Preparatory. Third place: Stapleton. Fourth place: Taggert.

One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir.

You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.

- On your mark. Get set.

What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.

Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads... who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition: Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go ! Come on ! You can do it ! Come on ! Let's move it ! Move it ! See you later, loser.

- He just tripped him ! - The winner of the relay race is Wellington Academy.

- Is that him ? - Yeah, come on !

What ? Major Payne. The new commandant ? Oh. Right. You're in charge of the green boys. Come again ? The green boys. They wear those green things. You know, it's funny, when they stand in front of bushes, I can't see them.

Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party. You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli. Yeah, well, uh, l-l like this look better, General-- - Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy. Oooh. Looks like... we got another major on our hands here, guys. - Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major !

If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir ! What'd you say to me, turd ? Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?

What's your name, girlie-mouth ? Uh, Cadet Alex Stone, sir ! Yes, sir ! Heigh-ho, sir !