He was wearing his yellow tie. I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. "The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club"? I'm half asleep again. I must've left the original in the copy machine. "The second rule of Fight Club - " is this yours? Huh? Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. You find this. What would you do? Well, I gotta tell ya... I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. Because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this buttoned-down, oxford-cloth psycho might just snap and then stalk from office to office with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers. This might be someone you've known for years... someone very... very... close to you. Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. And I used to be such a nice guy. Maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. Liability. My tit's gonna rot off. Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
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Planet Tyler. I had to hug the walls. Trapped inside this clock work of space monkeys. You can't be smoking in here. Do you know how much ether we have in this fucking house? Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams.
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3.2s
Back up. Face down on the floor, both of you, right now!
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1.1s
Shit.
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3.1s
Kick his ass! Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him!
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2.4s
I am Jack�s wasted life.
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7.1s
Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided. Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.
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2.3s
Where's your car? What car?
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2.1s
Get away! Get away!
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8.1s
What comes next in Project Mayhem, only Tyler knows. The second rule is you do not ask questions.
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13.4s
You got 2 black shirts? Sir. 2 pair of black pants? Yes, sir. One pair of black boots? Sir. 2 pair of black socks? Sir. One black jacket? Sir. $300 personal burial money? Yes, sir.
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3.9s
Somebody timing this? No! No! Keep your mouth shut!
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26.6s
Bob, you're on this one. Let's go. I am Jack�s inflamed sense of rejection. Hey! Yeah!
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1.7s
I'm keeping your license.
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6.8s
And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth I ain't never heard. My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.