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He was wearing his yellow tie. I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. "The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club"? I'm half asleep again. I must've left the original in the copy machine. "The second rule of Fight Club - " is this yours? Huh? Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. You find this. What would you do? Well, I gotta tell ya... I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. Because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this buttoned-down, oxford-cloth psycho might just snap and then stalk from office to office with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers. This might be someone you've known for years... someone very... very... close to you. Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. And I used to be such a nice guy. Maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. Liability. My tit's gonna rot off. Will you excuse me? I need to take this.