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1m8s
Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. Shut up. Shut up! I didn't say anything. You're, like, really pretty. Thanks. So you agree? You think you're really pretty? Oh, I don't know. You're an international student. That is so fetch. What is "fetch"? It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think. Have you ever touched a tiger? Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 'Cause that's one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger. Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? I can guess any girl's bra size. All you got to do is jump one time. Ew, Jason! Do me. Oh, my God, Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. Do you want to have sex with him? Oh, uh... no, thank you. Okay, then it's settled. Jason, no one thinks you're funny. Okay? And this thing you're doing where you lower your voice when you talk is making people really sad. Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems to go back to his normal speaking voice, please raise your hand.
Mean Girls
1m0s
You dirty little liar. I... I can explain. Explain how you're supposed to be out of town but there are 60 different people posting pictures from your party? You know I couldn't invite you. I... I have to act like I don't know you. You are full of lies! Janis, I cannot stop this Jazzy. You know I have a curfew! You would hate this party. Why? Aren't you having an amazing time with your amazing friends? Janis, I can't spend every minute with you. It's not my fault you're like obsessed with me or something! What? Oh, no, she didn't. See, this is the problem with you Plastics. You think everyone is obsessed with you when actually everybody hates you. You made me like this. It was your idea for me to pretend to be Plastic! Buddy, it's not pretend! ♪ You are as plastic As they come ♪ ♪ You think Your shit don't stink ♪ ♪ You think The rest of us are dumb ♪ ♪ I hate Regina's guts ♪ ♪ But here's what You don't comprehend ♪ ♪ At least she has the guts ♪ ♪ To not pretend To be my friend! ♪ Here.
Mean Girls
25.8s
Why is this so tight? You've had it since the sixth grade. You're probably maturing. Um, do you just, like, want to run it one time real quick? Gretchen, literally no one cares. Mm-hmm. No, totally. Um, do you just want to run the acro? Because none of us really does gymnastics anymore and when we made up this dance, we all weighed, like, 70 pounds, so maybe we should just make sure everyone's center of gravity is still... Still what?
Mean Girls
1m3s
♪ Cheap, fake Easy to break ♪ ♪ That's how I used to be ♪ Here... Take it. ♪ Now I'm awake ♪ ♪ I'll tell you what I see ♪ ♪ Plastic don't shine Glitter don't shine ♪ ♪ Rhinestones don't shine The way you do ♪ ♪ You are so real You are so rare ♪ ♪ I see you there ♪ ♪ I see you ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ ♪ So many stars tonight ♪ ♪ You could make diamonds dull ♪ ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ ♪ You shine as bright as day ♪ ♪ I will look out for you ♪ ♪ We'll light each other's way ♪ ♪ You're all stars ♪
Mean Girls
37.6s
Okay, I could probably get Kevin to tutor you. Well, Aaron's tutoring me now, so... Oh, he's tutoring you? Sure, okay, well, let Aaron know that the weird thing with your quizzes is that all the work is right and only the answers are wrong. Huh. Huh. Cady, I am not gonna stop pushing you, because I'm a pusher. And I know you're smarter than this. Maybe I should just push your seat away from Aaron's. Ugh! And she was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady. I'm a pusher." Wait, what does she even mean, she's a "pusher"? Like a drug pusher? I don't know. She's so weird. Let it all out, honey. Put it in the book.
Mean Girls
38.6s
♪ You know what friends do? ♪ ♪ They got your back ♪ ♪ And they are fun To be around ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ When someone hurts you Then they attack ♪ ♪ And grind your foe Into the ground! ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Imagine a party With dresses and cake ♪ ♪ And singing and dancing And cake ♪ ♪ And there's a magic act That saws Regina in half ♪ ♪ And this time It'll take ♪ Now that's a party! ♪ It's a revenge party A party that ends ♪ ♪ With somebody's head On a spike ♪ ♪ It's a revenge party With your two best friends ♪ ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what it's like ♪
Mean Girls