Let's recap. The cock thistle that turned me into this freak... slipped through my arms today...
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.)
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Go on then.
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(GROANS)
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Ban who? My romantic rival Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish, then dump 'ms carcass on Ghats doorstep.
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What was that?
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Seltzer water and lemon for blood.
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We're here.
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Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs. You mean my big, rubber masturbating shoes? AL: Yes, I know.
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Dopmden Hmm?
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Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back... and prevent this shit from happening to someone else. So,yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Knock 'em dead, PoolBoy!
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WADE: And that is why, in my opinion... the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.
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(GROANS) Ta... Da.
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I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.
