(STUTTERS) For everything, I'm sorry for leaving...
Deadpool
1.6s
I'm so sorry.
Deadpool
1.7s
I'm sorry.
Deadpool
1.6s
(RETCHING)
Deadpool
1.4s
You mean this mask?
Deadpool
2.3s
So, you live in a house.
Deadpool
10.7s
Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest. There's nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.
Deadpool
8.1s
You were droning on. Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread... but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
Deadpool
4.2s
But, baby, the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Deadpool
2s
I live in a crackhouse.
Deadpool
1.5s
With a family of 12.
Deadpool
14.5s
You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
Deadpool
8s
What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours? Oh, you never left. But you did, asshole! Ah, deep breath, darling.
Deadpool
4.8s
And Gail, she still fixing that tuna casserole? So good. But bad for the waistline, if you know what I'm talking about.
Deadpool
5.2s
(CHOKING) I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve. 'Cause I'mma go lookin'!
Deadpool
5.6s
Finish fucking her the fuck up! Language, please. Suck a cock. (BOTH GRUNTING)
