WEASEL: So, the doctor says, "The bad news is "you don't have that long to live." So, the patient says, "How long do I have?" The doctor says, "Five." The guy says, "Five what?" And the doctor says, "Four, three, two..." (ALL LAUGHING)
Deadpool
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I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a, um, friend of mine.
Deadpool
2.3s
Um, sweetheart, you might wanna look around.
Deadpool
1.9s
We have everything we need now.
Deadpool
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I bet it feels huge in this hand.
Deadpool
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(GROANING)
Deadpool
1.2s
Whoo.
Deadpool
2.6s
GO, go!
Deadpool
5.9s
You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade ll.
Deadpool
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I've seen this girl. FRANCIS: Ah, this must be Vanessa. I've heard so much about you.
Deadpool
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Hey, you're not supposed to be behind the bar.
Deadpool
3.3s
Easy, Angel. Put the little man down.
Deadpool
2.9s
Sorry. I don't know the name.
Deadpool
1.3s
Oh, I do hope so.
Deadpool
3.2s
WEASEL: What did he say? (THUNDERCLAP)
Deadpool
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At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. I got it, Weas. Thanks. Oh.
