Oh. But, uh, how about a crisp high five? Okay. Merry Christmas.
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Off you go.
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Life is an endless series of train-wrecks... with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
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And a low-fat dessert.
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What are you expecting? Sam Jackson to show up? With an eye patch and a saucy little leather number? Go. Go.
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Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money.
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What is that? That's the shit emoji. You know, it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyes? I thought it was chocolate yogurt forsolong.
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Go.
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His form looks good.
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Oh. But I can tell you one thing, and it's a bit of a secret. For the sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Amazing character. Bionic arm, time travel. We have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody. Just need a big guy with a flat top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren... Keira Knightley. She's got range. Who knows. Anyway, big secret. Shh... Oh, and don't leave your garbage all lying around. It's a total dick move.
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(VOCALIZES)
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You were right, beautiful.
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...about why we're so good together.
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This isn't really the place to do something like that.
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He's all yours. Oh, come on.
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Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Becauseitsounds suspiciously made up. What is it, really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? The Rickster?
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Okay. Here we go.
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DOPMDER: Leave a message and have a happy day. God damn it! I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way... with two swords and maximum effort.
