She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
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Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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Shit.
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So, you mean to say... after all this, you can't fix me?
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GO, go!
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Did you really think there was a cure... for that?
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Be a hero.
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Who fucking cares? COLOSSUSI Wade!
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I'm calling Wang.
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What?
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No. No! (BREATHING HEAVILY) (LAUGHING AND COUGHING)
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(GROANS)
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At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. I got it, Weas. Thanks. Oh.
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I did not tell him to do that. Absolutely not. It got lost in translation. Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back! (WHISPERS) I'm so proud of you. Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like. (WHISPERS) Kill him. And then, win Gita back... the old fashioned way: with your boyish charm. (WHISPERS) Kidnap her.
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It sounds even stupider when you say it. Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?