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See, we've had this small disruption to our supply chain...
Deadpool
Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.
Deadpool
WADE: Wait! Wait! Cease fire! Cease fire! WADE: Fellas! Hey! Hey!
Deadpool
Finish fucking her the fuck up! Language, please. Suck a cock. (BOTH GRUNTING)
Deadpool
...tight! Ah. And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it? Yeah. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
Deadpool
When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. (DOPINDER GRUNTS) So you gotta hold onto love...
Deadpool
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
(WIND WHOOSHING)
Deadpool
What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?
Deadpool
I'd love a Blow Job.
Deadpool
(SIGHS LOUDLY) Now, if I were a 200-pound sack of assholes named Francis, where would I hide? (MOTORBIKE REVVING)
Deadpool
So what do we do?
Deadpool
