At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. I got it, Weas. Thanks. Oh.
Deadpool
7.6s
What are you expecting? Sam Jackson to show up? With an eye patch and a saucy little leather number? Go. Go.
Deadpool
1.2s
Go.
Deadpool
10.2s
(STUTTERS) Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Okay, enough. I can go all day, Dopinder. The point is, it's bad! Hmm, it's bad.
Deadpool
9.4s
...tight! Ah. And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it? Yeah. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
Deadpool
5.9s
When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. (DOPINDER GRUNTS) So you gotta hold onto love...
Deadpool
6.8s
DOPINDER: Smells good, no? Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl. Ah, yes. Gita. Hmm. She is quite lovely.
Deadpool
3.2s
(CONTINUES GRUNTING) Excuse me. Whoo!
Deadpool
3.8s
He is as dishonorable as he is attractive.
Deadpool
1.8s
(WIND WHOOSHING)
Deadpool
13.6s
Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
Deadpool
3.9s
(CHUCKLES) Ah, Dopinder. Pool. Dead.
Deadpool
1.5s
(MUMBLING) (GRUNTS) Yeah, little help.
Deadpool
2.4s
Kinda lonesome back here.
Deadpool
2.2s
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
1.4s
Hmm, nice.
Deadpool
25.4s
So, what, you're like, uh, his sidekick? No. Trainee. Let me guess. X-Men left you behind on what? Shit detail? What does that make you? Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Can we trade names? (FRANCIS GROANS) Can we go? WADE: Look! I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere than here. I'm all about long sullen silences... followed by mean comments, followed by more silences.
