They say one month's salary. So, uh... You mean? I do. That's my line.
Deadpool
3s
You're supposed to... So that's a... Yes! Whoo!
Deadpool
1.6s
I feel just like a little girl.
Deadpool
1.5s
Perfect. (CAMERA CLICKS)
Deadpool
1.5s
You're not clowning?
Deadpool
1.9s
(CHUCKLES) (SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.2s
(SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.2s
Hey.
Deadpool
12.2s
Motherfucker! Wait, wait. LefsH.JusL“ Cock juggling... We can talk about what we're gonna... Jiminy! Fuck face! Okay, or you can hit that. Yeah,yeah,yeah. Fuck!Fuck! No, no. All right. Hey! Fuck!Fuck!
Deadpool
10.2s
Whoa! Whoa! Relax. Relax. Okay. Okay. I think that's a good start. Oh, I'm gonna rip his motherfucking... (CELL PHONE RINGING) Wait. Find it! Find it. What? I'm gonna get angry. Okay. All right.
Deadpool
1.7s
Up, up, Up.
Deadpool
5.7s
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks... with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
Deadpool
6.2s
Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer. (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) Mmm.
Deadpool
4.1s
This had been the ultimate commercial break. (TOILET FLUSHING) (SIGHS)
