WADE: Not often a dude ruins your face... skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama... and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Deadpool
3.2s
(CONTINUES GRUNTING) Excuse me. Whoo!
Deadpool
7.7s
They'd better not. And what about next month's shipment? There won't be one. You're not the only one with a war to win.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GRUNTS)
Deadpool
4.7s
We'll deliver in full the following month. (GASPING)
Deadpool
2.8s
NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Hey. Where's your duffle bag?
Deadpool
1.9s
Fucking mutant.
Deadpool
3.9s
Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.
