I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet... and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now.
Deadpool
2.2s
But I appreciate the gesture.
Deadpool
10.1s
I get why you're so pissy... but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman... and tell her how you feel. What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me.
Deadpool
5.9s
You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade ll.
Deadpool
1.2s
Ugh.
Deadpool
5.7s
(WADE GRUNTS SLOWLY) Tylenol PM? You can stick that where you stuck the Bactin.
Deadpool
4.7s
I've seen this girl. FRANCIS: Ah, this must be Vanessa. I've heard so much about you.
Deadpool
1.2s
Oh.
Deadpool
13.7s
And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked... you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision. The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburgh. This? Well, this was mine.
