Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. I'm sorry. Breathe through the nose. I don't have a filter between my brain and my... Let go. Okay. Hey,oh,oh,oh“. Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry. I'm working on it. Get out of here. Go. Go cast a spell.
Deadpool
6s
I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
6.9s
Where else do you put one out? I was molested. Me too. Uncle. Uncles. They took turns.
Deadpool
2.2s
Did she just put a gift card in your mouth?
Deadpool
1.5s
Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
Deadpool
2.2s
It's time to put balls in holes.
Deadpool
1.4s
Who would do such a thing?
Deadpool
1.4s
Merchandise? Huh...
Deadpool
4.9s
Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference. (WHISPERS) You know what to do.
Deadpool
8.2s
Who brought this twinkly man? Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid.
Deadpool
6.4s
COLOSSUS: Wade, is that you? Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse.
Deadpool
4.9s
WADE: And that is why, in my opinion... the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.
Deadpool
3.2s
I presume a crisp high five? For you? 10.
Deadpool
1.9s
Well, I think you're pretty darn cute.
Deadpool
2.8s
Knock 'em dead, PoolBoy!
Deadpool
1.3s
He's super dead.
Deadpool
7.6s
Listen, Al... iflneversee you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.
