Found 245 results
16.1s
Are you any relation to the pop singer? No, it's... it's just a coincidence. Ha ha. To be honest with you... I love his music. I do. - I'm a Michael Bolton fan. - Me, too. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better... than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman." But you must really love his music, huh?
Office Space
1m6s
Good one. Oh, that's terrific, Peter. I'm sure you've... you've heard some of the rumours... circulating around the hallways... about how we're going to do a little "housecleaning..." with some software people. Well, Bob, I have heard that. You gotta do what you gotta do. We'll be getting rid of these people. First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga-gonna work here anymore, anyway. And Mr. Mike Bolton. Nobody's gonna miss him. You're gonna layoff Samir and Michael? Yeah. We're gonna bring in some entry-level graduates. Farm some work out to Singapore, that's the usual deal. It's standard operating procedure. Do they know this yet? No. No, of course not. We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown... there's less chance of an incident... if you do it at the end of the week. Peter, what we'd like to do is put you into position... to have as many as four people... working right underneath you. This is a big promotion, Pete. So you're going to fire Michael and Samir... and give me more money?
Office Space
42.6s
L... I didn't receive my paycheque this week. Uh, you're going to have to talk to payroll about that. I did and they said... Milt, we're gonna go ahead... and move you downstairs into storage "B." No, l... I... New people are coming, and we need the space. But there's no space... So if you could go ahead and pack your stuff... and move it down there... that would be terrific. OK? Uh, excuse me... I believe you have my stapler, please. Hmm. You've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
Office Space
24.7s
Ahh... yeah... So I guess we should probably go ahead... and have a little talk, hmm? Not right now, Lumbergh, I'm... I'm kinda busy. In fact, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead. Just come back another time. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes. Uh, I wasn't aware of a meeting with them. Yeah, they called me at home.
Office Space
54.2s
- I have a question. - Yes? In this conjugal visits, you can have sex with women? Yep, you sure can. OK, I'll do it. That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America! Can we discuss the plan? OK, yeah, good, right. It works like a computer virus. All we do is load it into the credit union's mainframe. It'll do the rest. Get me that disk, and I'll take it from there. Before we go any further, all right? We have to swear to God, Allah... that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends. Nobody. - Of course. - Agreed. Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone, either. - What the fuck is that? - Don't worry. He's cool. All right. Here's how I see it all going down. Peter, congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion. Thank you, Bob. We'll get some people under you right away.
Office Space
46.8s
That was easy. Yeah, I guess it was. What'd you do with the... Hey, man. Oh, hey, Drew. You guys hear about Tom Smykowski? That he got laid off? No, man, check it out. Last week, after he found out he was getting laid off... he tries to kill himself by running the car in the garage. Is he dead? No, man, check it out. His wife comes home early and catches him. He tries to play it off like nothing happened. I was having some trouble with the shifter here. It's jammed. L... I couldn't get it into drive. - L... l...I mean, reverse. - You OK, Tom? Then as he's lookin' at her... he decides he wants to live. Yeah, I think I'm OK. Right. Seems to be working now.
Office Space
35.7s
But as soon as he backs out of his driveway... Bam! He gets slammed big-time by a drunk driver. - Is he OK? - Sort of. Broke both his wrists, legs, a couple of ribs, his back... but he's getting a huge settlement out of this. Like seven figures. He's getting out of the hospital tomorrow. He's throwing a big party this weekend to celebrate. We're all invited. I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showing her my "Oh" face. Oh, oh, oh... You know what I'm talking about. Oh. Yeah. Right. See you guys there.
Office Space