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Hi. I'm Janis. And je m'appelle Sasha Fierce. This is Damian. He is almost too gay to function. But I push through. I manage. Hi. We've been watching you all day. You're a mess. So we volunteer to amplify your lunch experience. Yeah, what Damian is saying is we will help you, Caddy. Thanks so much. Um... it's Cady. Yeah. I'm gonna call you Caddy.
Mean Girls
1m8s
Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. Shut up. Shut up! I didn't say anything. You're, like, really pretty. Thanks. So you agree? You think you're really pretty? Oh, I don't know. You're an international student. That is so fetch. What is "fetch"? It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think. Have you ever touched a tiger? Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 'Cause that's one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger. Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? I can guess any girl's bra size. All you got to do is jump one time. Ew, Jason! Do me. Oh, my God, Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. Do you want to have sex with him? Oh, uh... no, thank you. Okay, then it's settled. Jason, no one thinks you're funny. Okay? And this thing you're doing where you lower your voice when you talk is making people really sad. Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems to go back to his normal speaking voice, please raise your hand.
Mean Girls
1m18s
♪ My name is Regina George ♪ ♪ And I am a massive deal ♪ ♪ Fear me, love me ♪ ♪ Stand and stare at me ♪ ♪ And these? ♪ ♪ These are real ♪ ♪ I've got money and looks ♪ ♪ I am, like, drunk with power ♪ ♪ This whole school Humps my leg ♪ ♪ Like a Chihuahua ♪ ♪ I'm the prettiest poison You've ever seen ♪ ♪ That filter you use Looks just like me ♪ ♪ My name is Regina George ♪ ♪ And I am a massive deal ♪ ♪ I don't care who you are ♪ ♪ I don't care ♪ ♪ How you feel ♪ You. Yeah, you. Come here.
Mean Girls
20.5s
You can't wear a tank top two days in a row and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you've chosen today. Oh! And we only wear sweats or track pants on Fridays. If you break any of these rules, you can't sit with us. I mean, not just you, like, any of us. Like if I wore sweatpants today, I'd have to go sit over there... ...with the Art Freaks.
Mean Girls
2m15s
♪ When I was nine ♪ ♪ I fell in love ♪ ♪ This Peace Corps guy ♪ ♪ I waited hours Inside his tent with flowers ♪ ♪ Which made him laugh Which made me cry ♪ ♪ By 13 I gave up trying ♪ ♪ I decided I would be A mathematician ♪ ♪ 'Cause math is real ♪ ♪ I memorized a lot of pi ♪ ♪ Because addition And subtraction and division ♪ ♪ Would never make me feel So stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it ♪ ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪ ♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪ ♪ So thank you, math For being there ♪ ♪ To bring me joy ♪ ♪ And thank you, math ♪ ♪ 'Cause now you've brought me This cute boy ♪ ♪ He's like someone from TV ♪ ♪ He's like that guy Who gives out roses To those women ♪ ♪ His clothes, his grooming ♪ ♪ And he's a foot away from me ♪ ♪ With swoopy hair And shiny eyes That I could swim in ♪ ♪ He's live and in the room! ♪ ♪ And I'm stupid with love I want to get it ♪ ♪ I want to get it, but how? ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I want to get it I didn't get it till now ♪ ♪ I'm astounded and nonplussed ♪ ♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪ ♪ Does this guy work out? He must ♪ ♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪ ♪ Could that image Be more hot? ♪ ♪ Let me just enjoy That thought ♪ ♪ School was rough But now it's not ♪ ♪ 'Cause now there's him ♪ ♪ Stupid with love I didn't get it ♪ ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪
Mean Girls