And maybe someday you'll achieve your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle. But the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do... before I was a toddler. I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula. I was breastfed, actually. Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.
Sonic the Hedgehog
23.5s
- I'm sorry, Mister... - Wachowski. But everyone calls me Tom. Except my dentist, he calls me Tim. But it's gone on for so long now that it would just be weird if I corrected him. Well, Tom, whose-dentist- calls-him-Tim. You may have noticed that this entire town has been experiencing a power outage. Yep, no lights. Picked up on that. Twenty minutes ago, I tracked an energy pulse with a similar signature to the one that caused that disruption.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.4s
- Mushroom planet. - Yes!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.5s
Can I help you?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Okay, bye.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.4s
Really?
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.8s
Did we get 'em? Oh. No, there they are. They are real survivors, those two.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.5s
- Get 'em! - See ya, suckers! I can't say for sure, but I think they liked me.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.1s
- Why aren't you leaving? - I don't know where San Francisco is. - It's west. - West? Straight shot, can't miss it. Fine. That's cool. I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.8s
Like I'd ever tell you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.7s
Here's the thing.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2s
- Whoo! - Yeah!
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.5s
- You owe me one. - I never sat on a barstool before. So squishy! Oh, look at this. It spins.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.1s
He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.7s
Oh, thank God. He's gonna be okay, right? I'm a vet, Tom. I don't even know what I'm looking at here. He's a hedgehog. Or so he says. - It talks? - Almost constantly.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.5s
- Here we go. - Come on, buddy. Gotta go fast! - Whoa. - Where am I? What year is it? Is The Rock president? Whoa, buddy, you're okay. Calm down. Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady! Hi.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.3s
Hey. Come on. You're all right. Wake up. Wake up.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.1s
Stand down, Agent Stone. This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand the urgency of the matter.
