Okay, well... I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm 19 years old. There's a whole world out there. I can't be obsessed with one woman. - Just can't be. - I'm glad you're learning, Finchy. Good.
American Pie 2
22.3s
Fellas! How's it going? The keg's back there as always. Enjoy. Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11-inch penis... around! Think about it. Sherman! Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha. Come on, man. I'm really happy to see you.
American Pie 2
2.4s
Am I gonna have a hangover? 'Cause I want one.
American Pie 2
41.8s
- There's little hearts on her panties! - Super. There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look. What the fuck, man? Come on! I'm disappointed in you. Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl. One. You're a disgrace to men everywhere. Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year... and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? You find a girl. You two become best friends. You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. - You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass. Okay, people, notebooks closed. Let's get this exam rolling.
American Pie 2
6s
Incredible. How does Finch get so lucky? What are you worried about? You got a girlfriend now.
American Pie 2
16.6s
- Are you Steve Stifler? - Yes, I am. Thank you for throwing this awesome party, man. - No problem. - The cops bust all our parties now. Well, I put the word out so high school chicks would come. Just 'cause you fuckers don't have dicks doesn't make it okay for you to be here.
American Pie 2
10.5s
- Good-bye. - See ya. - Let's go to our page. - We have to write about this party. This party was crazy! Look at my date! He's passed out! - You drank him under the table. - He couldn't hack it.
American Pie 2
3.1s
You know, there's only one word for that party.
American Pie 2
9.7s
Looks like someone gained the freshman 15. - This'll help. - You're an asshole. Missed you too. All right, everybody having a good time? Ladies?
American Pie 2
12.9s
Who the hell was that? That was... That was... Someone was lost. - Lookin' for the lake. - Yeah, all turned around. What a dumb ass. The lake's right there.
American Pie 2
3s
- That's a sweet car. - It is sweet.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Weird.
American Pie 2
2.4s
- Bitchin'. - Out of control.
American Pie 2
7.7s
- Best summer ever, huh, fellas? - Absolutely. - Sorry things didn't work out for you. - You kiddin'? Things are great.
American Pie 2
15.2s
Yes! I'm never even gonna think about political science again. Hey. How'd you do? - Fine. - Yeah? Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer. Last thing I need is more classes. - You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer!
