Duration: 41.8s

- There's little hearts on her panties! - Super. There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look. What the fuck, man? Come on! I'm disappointed in you. Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl. One. You're a disgrace to men everywhere. Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year... and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? You find a girl. You two become best friends. You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. - You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass. Okay, people, notebooks closed. Let's get this exam rolling.