- Stifler's mom. - Hey, Finchy. How did you know I was here? I called a couple of weeks ago. Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime? I guess it slipped his mind.
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5.2s
See what they are today, dude. See what they are today. Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.
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4s
- You want to get it on? - You better clear your schedule.
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3.4s
All right. You stupid fuck!
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15.7s
Mary, would I do that? - My name's Christy. - Christy, right. Beautiful name. Like it matters. Hey, how you doing? Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners! Johnny C., how's it going? Good to see you.
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20.8s
Everything in. Let's go. Pony up. Dog Years awaits. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. - I have a girlfriend now. - Yeah, you do. - She's my girlfriend. - All right, Jimbo. Let's go! Let's go! - Where's Shitbreak? - The movies. - Took the bus. - Coffee. Wait a second. Who the fuck was in that car?
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2.3s
Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
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6.9s
How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction? This thing is like half alcohol. You're just trying to get me drunk.
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5.7s
- Wanna dance? - Yeah. We'll be back. Come on now, baby.
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5.4s
Hey, fuckface. - Mornin', dude. - Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.
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5.8s
Oh, shit! Do we got an exam today? - Are you kiddin' me? - Bullshit.
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6.8s
- Kev, what's up, man? How are you? - Good. Put your party hat on. - We got 12 weeks of immortality ahead. - Yes, sir!
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5.3s
Oh, Jeanine. Jeanine. Call me Stifler's mom.
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17.1s
Okay, well... I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm 19 years old. There's a whole world out there. I can't be obsessed with one woman. - Just can't be. - I'm glad you're learning, Finchy. Good.
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22.3s
Fellas! How's it going? The keg's back there as always. Enjoy. Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11-inch penis... around! Think about it. Sherman! Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha. Come on, man. I'm really happy to see you.
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2.4s
Am I gonna have a hangover? 'Cause I want one.
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41.8s
- There's little hearts on her panties! - Super. There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look. What the fuck, man? Come on! I'm disappointed in you. Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl. One. You're a disgrace to men everywhere. Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year... and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? You find a girl. You two become best friends. You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. - You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass. Okay, people, notebooks closed. Let's get this exam rolling.
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6s
Incredible. How does Finch get so lucky? What are you worried about? You got a girlfriend now.
