- Oh. - Oh, no. Oh, no. - No, no. - Oh, nice collection there, Jim. She's gonna leave. She's definitely gonna... She's getting comfortable. She's not gonna leave. She reads the articles.
American Pie
4.7s
So, uh, "shaved" is the expression?
American Pie
2.8s
Go, trig boy! It's yer birthday!
American Pie
23.2s
I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game. Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really wanna kick their ass. But it's gonna be cool, because the game's at State, which means afterwards I'll be able to stop by. So you can't sing at the competition. Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it. It's okay. You should... do what makes you happy.
American Pie
13.6s
Well, it, uh... It came from the heart. Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work! Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away, so keep on it, okay?
American Pie
16.8s
- Ah! Good attitude, Ostreicher. - Good luck, fellas. Christ, I didn't tell ya to leave the game. I'm sorry, Coach. You got someplace more important to be, Ostreicher? Yeah. Ostreicher!
American Pie
16.2s
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. I'm a... I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. I think shithead really says it. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. Oh, yeah? How? Oh, yeah? How?
American Pie
9.9s
# Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee # Focus on the music. Think melody. - Let the music be my guide. - That would be a start.
American Pie
5.4s
Okay. I'm glad you came by. So you work nights?
American Pie
26s
- So you're going to Michigan next year? - Yeah. My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but... I don't wanna write all those extra essays they make you do. I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was? So when my "U" of "M" acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it. - Onions? - What? You, uh, want onions? Oh, no, thank you.
American Pie
5.6s
- How come you have no date? - I like to keep my options open. I got something for you.
American Pie
7.9s
Sherman didn't even get laid. - He didn't? - No, he pissed himself. What?
American Pie
47.9s
Huddle up! Come on! Okay. All right, all right! - Good hustle, guys. - Good hustle. But you can still lose. You all saw what happened to Oz out there. I don't want to ever see any of you thinking you're gonna score. You don't score until you score. - Until you score. - That's right, baby! It all boils down to today. For you seniors, this marks the culmination... - of the past four years. - Culmination. I want you to think about what this means to you. Do you guys wanna look back on your days at East... and know that you used the time you had? - Hell, yeah! - You do!
American Pie
2.1s
You suck!
American Pie
32.6s
- Did I miss anything? - No. You are just in time. - Oh. Ohh! - This is incredible. Oh, my God! This is too much. Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez. God bless the Internet. - Ai-yi-yi. - Do it. Take it off. Oh, my God. Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day. - She takes her vitamins. - # And it is way too unhealthy # # Often they've typically ## Stop hyperventilating.