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- So you're going to Michigan next year? - Yeah. My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but... I don't wanna write all those extra essays they make you do. I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was? So when my "U" of "M" acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it. - Onions? - What? You, uh, want onions? Oh, no, thank you.