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I want to hear your story, my dear. This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew. I came here on a simple mission to save my country by delivering our number one televiski star Johnny the Monkey as a gift to Michael Pence. And I’m sure you’ve figured out what happen next. My daughter had smuggled herself into the crate, and yes, you got it, she’d eaten the monkey. Although I believe he probably eat himself. There are bad stories out there. Listen, you want to hear my story, -when I was a little child? -Yes, what is your story? I was in the Holocaust. You see me? I was in the Holocaust. -The Holocaust? You were in the... -Yeah. -I was... -But the Hol-- the Holocaust never happen. But I saw it with my own eyes.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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Uh, in the panty-house. Uh, ooh. So, probably in a rough estimate, how many lives President Trump saved? I’d say he’s saved a million lives. There would’ve been a million more had he, had he waited -that month, the way the Democrats would’ve done. -Yeah. Uh, but he acted swiftly, he acted before anybod-- in fact, even his own, even his own advisors... -some of them advised him not to do it. -Really? -Yeah. -(coughs) I’m good. Oh, here, a little bit does some good? -Here you go. (chuckles) -Yeah. It’s always good. Never been in front of the camera. I’ve always been behind of the camera, but today, something with this... Uh, I think you’re gonna look pretty good. -(chuckles) -(chuckling): We will see. Yeah, you’re gonna look pretty good. -But it’s because of you. -Well, thank you. I really feel like Melania right now. Well, you’re doing very well. So I think you’re gonna look pretty... Sorry to interrupt, Mayor. Um, sound problem. I think we cancel interview. Mm-hmm? -Uh, I don’t think we need, uh... because... -Yeah. -I-I already checked... -I’ll just check your mic. GIULIANI: Okay. -Is that better? -Yeah, that’s b-better. Let me just listen in for a minute. Yeah. Is she asking too many questions? No, she’s doing great. She’d make a very nagging wife.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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...where she remains to this day." TUTAR: Yes. This is not a true story. -Okay? -It is a true story. No, no, it’s not a true story. Your vagine cannot bite. It cannot suck your arms to a ball. It can’t do that. But my tatti told me that. -Okay. -He tell me the truth. I mean, I understand what you’re saying, -that your daddy told you that. -Yes. But that’s not the real world. -Are you touch your vagine? -Who, me? -Yes. -Have I ever touched it? -Yes. -Yes. -No. -Yes. -You can’t touch your... -And I-- Yes, and I’m here. Didn’t n-nothing ate me up. See, I’m here. You ready? ♪ ♪ TUTAR: What are you doing? JEANISE: We’re driving. Women can drive. -(crying) -Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. -It’s okay. -You can’t drive! You can’t drive! -I can drive. I can. -You can’t drive! -It’s impossible woman to drive! -No, no. -This is... -No, no, no! -You are a man dressed like a woman. -No. No. TUTAR: Help me! It’s a woman driving the car! ♪ ♪ May I?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm