Duration: 52.7s

I want to hear your story, my dear. This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew. I came here on a simple mission to save my country by delivering our number one televiski star Johnny the Monkey as a gift to Michael Pence. And I’m sure you’ve figured out what happen next. My daughter had smuggled herself into the crate, and yes, you got it, she’d eaten the monkey. Although I believe he probably eat himself. There are bad stories out there. Listen, you want to hear my story, -when I was a little child? -Yes, what is your story? I was in the Holocaust. You see me? I was in the Holocaust. -The Holocaust? You were in the... -Yeah. -I was... -But the Hol-- the Holocaust never happen. But I saw it with my own eyes.