He was wearing his yellow tie. I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. "The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club"? I'm half asleep again. I must've left the original in the copy machine. "The second rule of Fight Club - " is this yours? Huh? Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. You find this. What would you do? Well, I gotta tell ya... I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. Because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this buttoned-down, oxford-cloth psycho might just snap and then stalk from office to office with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers. This might be someone you've known for years... someone very... very... close to you. Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. And I used to be such a nice guy. Maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. Liability. My tit's gonna rot off. Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
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31.2s
This is the greatest moment of your life, man, and you're off somewhere- Shut up. Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? No, no. Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. We don't! I agree! Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption. We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
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17.9s
Listen! You can run water over your hand to make it worse, or- Look at me- or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. Please let me have some! Please! First you have to give up. First you have to know, not fear, know that someday you're gonna die. You don't know how this feels!
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15.3s
Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. God knows what they charged. This is the best soap. Why, thank you, Suzie. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
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2.7s
We have the exact same briefcase.
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3s
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
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The first rule of Fight Club is... you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is... you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club- Someone yells "Stop!" Goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule- Only 2 guys to a fight. Fifth rule- One fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule - No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule- Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule- If this is your first night at Fight Club... you have to fight.
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12.4s
You give up the condo life... give up all your flaming worldly possessions... go live in a dilapidated house in a toxic waste part of town... and you have to come home to this. Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
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13.4s
You got 2 black shirts? Sir. 2 pair of black pants? Yes, sir. One pair of black boots? Sir. 2 pair of black socks? Sir. One black jacket? Sir. $300 personal burial money? Yes, sir.
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5.4s
You won't believe this dream I had last night. Yeah, I can hardly believe anything about last night.
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7.1s
Where is Tyler? Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not- Right, uh... OK.
It's useless to fight. This is really a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden. It'll set quite an example. You're making a big mistake, fellas. You said you'd say that. I'm not Tyler Durden! You told us you'd say that, too. All right, I am Tyler Durden. Listen to me, I'm giving you a direct order. We are aborting this mission, right now. You said you would definitely say that.
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14.3s
Why are you doing this? Because they think you're some kind of a threat. I-I can't explain it right now, just trust me. If I see where you're going, you will not be safe. I'm not paying this back. I consider it asshole tax. That's fine. Remember, stay out of major cities for at least a couple of days, OK? Tyler.
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12.3s
What? You're a brave man to order this. You're a genius, sir. You said, if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem- even you- we gotta get his bails.