At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. I got it, Weas. Thanks. Oh.
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Yes! (LAUGHS)
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WEASEL: So, the doctor says, "The bad news is "you don't have that long to live." So, the patient says, "How long do I have?" The doctor says, "Five." The guy says, "Five what?" And the doctor says, "Four, three, two..." (ALL LAUGHING)
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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I'd go with you, but I don't want to.
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And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
Deadpool
3.8s
Where... is Francis?
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(CONTINUES MOANING)
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We can fight this.
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1.2s
(GUN FIRING)
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We should really come up with a safe word, fellas. I'm thinking "pork and beans."
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2.7s
But if I ever hit "fuck it," I'll look you up.
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WADE: I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way.
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(THUD5)
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You have Wade Wilson to thank for this.
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Or as I like to call her, Irony. Better find her fast before numbnuts does. How do you know she's in here? Because I'm constantly stalking that fox.
