Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit. I'm sorry. I just... I wanted to win money. I never win anything. Whatever. Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!
Deadpool
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I get it.
Deadpool
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Who would do such a thing?
Deadpool
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I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
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It's time to put balls in holes.
Deadpool
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So you, uh... bump fuzzies for money? Yep. Rough childhood? Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.
Deadpool
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You said whatever I want.
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Had my eye on this sucker for a while. And I will take the pencil eraser. BOY: Okay. You are now the protector of the planet Arus. And you can erase stuff... written in pencil.
Deadpool
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How long can you keep this up? All year?
Deadpool
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Happy Valentine's Day.
Deadpool
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Okay. Here we go.
Deadpool
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Cuddle?
Deadpool
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Uh... Tight.
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Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this? FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot, so...
Deadpool
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Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?