Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit. I'm sorry. I just... I wanted to win money. I never win anything. Whatever. Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!
Deadpool
1.2s
I get it.
Deadpool
1.4s
Who would do such a thing?
Deadpool
6s
I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
2.2s
It's time to put balls in holes.
Deadpool
8.8s
So you, uh... bump fuzzies for money? Yep. Rough childhood? Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.
Deadpool
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You said whatever I want.
Deadpool
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Had my eye on this sucker for a while. And I will take the pencil eraser. BOY: Okay. You are now the protector of the planet Arus. And you can erase stuff... written in pencil.
Deadpool
2.9s
How long can you keep this up? All year?
Deadpool
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Happy Valentine's Day.
Deadpool
2.7s
Okay. Here we go.
Deadpool
1.2s
Cuddle?
Deadpool
2.9s
Uh... Tight.
Deadpool
7.6s
Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this? FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot, so...
Deadpool
6.6s
Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?
