Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero business and it left a mark.
Deadpool
2.3s
Besides, I just realized something.
Deadpool
2.4s
Aren't you a little strong for a lady?
Deadpool
2.2s
I manage this workshop.
Deadpool
11.2s
How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van. I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Stalker alert. It's my job. Recruitment.
Deadpool
21.7s
Weas. You look like you need a Blow Job and a shower. Though courtesy calls for the latter first. How about three shots of Patron? Or how about Triticum aestivum, wheatgrass. Excellent for the immune system. Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa. Here, check it out. She's sending away for all these colorful clinic: brochures. I'm sure they're all FDA approved.
Deadpool
3.8s
All in good time. Are you here for the turndown service, or what?
Deadpool
3.8s
What if I told you we can cure your cancer?
Deadpool
10.9s
You got me in a box here. Aha! We can't allow this, DeadpooL Please, come quietly. You big chrome cock-gobbler! COLOSSUS: That's not nice. You're really gonna fuck this up for me?
Deadpool
3.3s
Anything on my bucket list would involve public nudity.
Deadpool
4.3s
We should really come up with a safe word, fellas. I'm thinking "pork and beans."
Deadpool
2.2s
But you're a fighter. Special Forces.
Deadpool
8.5s
FRANCIS: This is how it's going to work. Adrenaline acts as a catalyst for the serum... so we're going to have to make you suffer.
Deadpool
1.2s
Incoming!
Deadpool
5.7s
And now you spend your days sticking up for the little people... People change. What do you want?
Deadpool
3.3s
MAN: Move it! Keep moving. (PATIENT SCREAMING)
Deadpool
1.3s
Wade.
Deadpool
5.5s
We have another talker. I'm just excited about my first day at superhero camp. Shut the fuck up.
