Oh. But I can tell you one thing, and it's a bit of a secret. For the sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Amazing character. Bionic arm, time travel. We have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody. Just need a big guy with a flat top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren... Keira Knightley. She's got range. Who knows. Anyway, big secret. Shh... Oh, and don't leave your garbage all lying around. It's a total dick move.
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Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money.
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(VOCALIZES)
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And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Pool! Hey, yeah I wanna shoop, baby (WADE SINGING) Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop You're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun, bang! Wha... Oh!
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Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh... Bad guys to kill. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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(GRUNTS) Rich Corinthian leather.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(MAN GROANING) (CAR ACCELERATING)
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NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Colossus, wait up. I've given Deadpool every chance to join us... but he'd rather act like a child. A heavily-armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man? Which benefits? The matching unitards?
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING) MAN: Get out of the way! (INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING)
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The house that blows up every few years? Please. House blowing up builds character.
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Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.