WADE: Not often a dude ruins your face... skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama... and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Deadpool
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Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas.
Deadpool
3.2s
I mean, that's why I brought her?
Deadpool
1.6s
Totally impractical. They all do it.
Deadpool
4.7s
Go get some. Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it.
Deadpool
2.6s
FRANCIS: Wade Wilson!
Deadpool
1.4s
(MUSIC STOPS)
Deadpool
1.6s
DOPINDERI Bandhu?
Deadpool
1.4s
(PHONE RINGING)
Deadpool
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NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Hey. Where's your duffle bag?
Deadpool
1.9s
Fucking mutant.
Deadpool
1.2s
Pleasure doing business with you.
Deadpool
4.7s
We'll deliver in full the following month. (GASPING)
Deadpool
1.4s
(GRUNTS) Okay.
Deadpool
2.4s
We'd appreciate your patience.
Deadpool
4s
See, we've had this small disruption to our supply chain...
