Hurry up and open this fucking door, and let's kill this motherfucker! [ALARM RINGING] [GUNSHOT] [BODY THUDS]
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MAN: Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him! Whoo! Oh, I shit my pants. Actually, that may have been me. Oh, mission accomplished? Oh, in a George W. sort of way. Fucker can't stay in a panic room forever. DOPINDER: Oh, you're living the dreams, DP. It has been quite the run, Dopinder, and who'da thought? Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus. Passion of the Christ, then me. At least domestically. We beat them overseas, where there's no such thing as religion. I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy. Taxiing is not as sexy as it looks. I want to fill my... Pockets? What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey? Can't maintain an erection without buying shoes online? [HORN HONKS] I've never experienced that last one. Talk to me, Goose. I was going to say "soul". I want to fill my soul. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir. Dopinder... Hmm? You never cease to surprise me. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. We all need a sense of belonging. We all need a genuine sense of home. A place in this world. I want to become a contract killer. I'm sorry. What did you say? Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? You kind of killed him. And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire? Don't want to. When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time... and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said... "I want some more." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. We're here. [BRAKES SCREECHING]
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Whoo! Do not go in there!
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MAN: [ON RADIO] Over and over, I hear people say, "I just don't have enough confidence." Listen, confidence is not something you have. It's something you create. [LAUGHS] And you can create it at any moment in time. A sense of confidence is nothing but a sense of power within yourself... a sense of certainty that you can pull something off. DEADPOOL: Start the fucking car! Dopinder! Start the fucking car!
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DEADPOOL: My world tour brought me home to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov. But we'll get to him in a moment. 'Cause I know what you're thinking. "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now... and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. [CHUCKLING] Holy shit pickles! That guy's on fire. That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah. You know I get paid to take out bad guys, right? But this guy? He was one of the worst of 'em.
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Oh, great! ORDERLY: There they are! Those freaks! DEADPOOL: A bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. Can I have one of those guns? No.That's fine. Get off this property, mutant scum! I'm just gonna use this brick. Maximum effort. [BOTH GRUNTING]
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Wait! He hasn't killed anyone yet! What more do you need to see? Don't you fucking dare! He's just a kid! Tick, tock. Meter's running!
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[RUSSELL SCREAMING] [BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS] [GROANS]
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[YELLS]
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[CABLE GROANS]WEASEL: He's doing it! Look at the little fella. He's doing it. [RETCHES] There he goes. CABLE: Jesus Christ! WEASEL: Just shirt-cocking it. Ugh. WEASEL: There you go, little fella.
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Oh, geez.
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I guess dubstep never dies. [BANGARANGPLAYING]
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Sick piece of shit.
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It's not time. What do you mean it's not time? I'm here, I made it. You can't stay. No, no, no. I'm staying. I'm not going anywhere without you. It's okay. There's a time for us. It's just not now.