MAN: Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him! Whoo! Oh, I shit my pants. Actually, that may have been me. Oh, mission accomplished? Oh, in a George W. sort of way. Fucker can't stay in a panic room forever. DOPINDER: Oh, you're living the dreams, DP. It has been quite the run, Dopinder, and who'da thought? Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus. Passion of the Christ, then me. At least domestically. We beat them overseas, where there's no such thing as religion. I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy. Taxiing is not as sexy as it looks. I want to fill my... Pockets? What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey? Can't maintain an erection without buying shoes online? [HORN HONKS] I've never experienced that last one. Talk to me, Goose. I was going to say "soul". I want to fill my soul. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir. Dopinder... Hmm? You never cease to surprise me. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. We all need a sense of belonging. We all need a genuine sense of home. A place in this world. I want to become a contract killer. I'm sorry. What did you say? Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? You kind of killed him. And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire? Don't want to. When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time... and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said... "I want some more." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. We're here. [BRAKES SCREECHING]

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Deadpool 2 (2018)

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MAN: Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him! Whoo! Oh, I shit my pants. Actually, that may have been me. Oh, mission accomplished? Oh, in a George W. sort of way. Fucker can't stay in a panic room forever. DOPINDER: Oh, you're living the dreams, DP. It has been quite the run, Dopinder, and who'da thought? Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus. Passion of the Christ, then me. At least domestically. We beat them overseas, where there's no such thing as religion. I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy. Taxiing is not as sexy as it looks. I want to fill my... Pockets? What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey? Can't maintain an erection without buying shoes online? [HORN HONKS] I've never experienced that last one. Talk to me, Goose. I was going to say "soul". I want to fill my soul. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir. Dopinder... Hmm? You never cease to surprise me. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. We all need a sense of belonging. We all need a genuine sense of home. A place in this world. I want to become a contract killer. I'm sorry. What did you say? Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? You kind of killed him. And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire? Don't want to. When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time... and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said... "I want some more." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. We're here. [BRAKES SCREECHING]