I got one more idea. It's just a really bad one, even for me. Wade, what are you doing? All right. This is for all the marbles, kid! You're gonna kill someone today... Blessed are the wicked... ...then it's gotta be me.
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Nobody's gonna sacrifice anything for me.
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People think you wake up a hero... brush your teeth a hero... ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. [SPEAKS RUSSIAN] But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments! A few moments... doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. [GROANS] No!
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RUSSELL: Say it!
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We're no longer accepting applications for X-Force, unfortunately. Even if we were... there's a wind advisory in effect until at least... We don't have a lot of time. Your friend's about to make his first kill. No offense, but if you know so much... why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler. I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Well. That's just lazy writing. Your boy's gonna kill the headmaster of the orphanage tonight. After that, he gets a real taste for it. Like 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst, motherfucker! So he keeps killing... and killing, and killing, and killing. [GUNS COCKING] Until one day, he kills the wrong fucking people.
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You remind me of my wife. I'm sorry. I said, "You remind me of my wife." No, I'm sorry that you said that... while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. CABLE: She always struggled. But she was funny... and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Something I could never master.
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Hello, Russell.
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You commie motherfucker!
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Never. The industry discriminates.
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[GROWLS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Mmm. No, I can feel it now. Here it comes, yeah. I feel the soul exiting the husk. Yeah.
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[FARTING ]
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Jesus. WADE: R-Dog?
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Fuck superheroes. The thing that pisses me off the most... I never stood up for myself in there.