And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
Deadpool
1.9s
Motherfucker!
Deadpool
5.8s
Fine! I only have 12 bullets... so you're gonna have to share! Let's count them down.
Deadpool
7.2s
I'm here for you. On. (CHUCKLES) Okay, wow, dodged a big-time bullet onthatone. Not out of the woods yet. (GROANS)
Deadpool
2.3s
(GRUNTS) (GUN CLICKING)
Deadpool
1.9s
In case the other fell off.
Deadpool
12.5s
Anyhoo, tell me something... what situation isn't improved by pizza? Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky? Getting that right? Orflosky? Orlovsky? Yeah? Good.
Deadpool
2.6s
Really? Rolling up the sleeves?
Deadpool
2.1s
But I'm a... A stalker.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANING)
Deadpool
1.5s
Pineapple and olive?
Deadpool
11.1s
You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me. Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card... I will shoot your fucking cat!
Deadpool
2.6s
I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANING LOUDLY)
Deadpool
4.7s
That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer. I'm not here for him.
