You love skee ball. Apparently more than you love vagina. That's a tough call. (SCOFFS) (STUTTERS) I just wanna get to know the real you, you know. Not the short-shorted, two-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood. VANESSA: Balls in holes. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) Balls in holes. Prepare to lose tragically. Bring it, big man. Okay.
Deadpool
9.2s
I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet... which also happens to be my... Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box. (GASPS) You had a dishwasher.
Deadpool
10.7s
Hey, what can I get for, uh, $275 and a... a Yogurtland rewards card? Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.
Deadpool
4.3s
Buck, you best apologize before... (GASPS) Yeah, that.
Deadpool
2.6s
Hey. Hands off the merchandise.
Deadpool
2.6s
FRANCIS: Wade Wilson!
Deadpool
1.4s
I'd hit that.
Deadpool
1.2s
I get it.
Deadpool
6.7s
I need guns. Okay, which ones? I need all the guns! All right. Okay. (HEAVY METAL PLAYING)
Deadpool
3.7s
I was gonna spend the night assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest.
