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Pineapple and olive?

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And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.

Deadpool

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WADE: I did! (TOILET FLUSHING)

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Then who placed the call?

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MERCHANT: Look, would it help if I slow it down for you? I didn't order the pizza. Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant? Yeah, the Mr. Merchant who didn't order the fucking pie!

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Sweet and salty. The fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my crib... Is it burnt crust? I... God, I hope not. Um... Whoa... Man, look, if this is about that poker game. I told Howie, I told him that... Okay, uh, look, just take whatever you want. Thanks.

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Should've brought my roller blades. Show these kids how it's done. Oh. And that's why we do it. But mostly the money. Hey, think you could fuck up my step-dad? I give a guy a pavement facial, it's because he's earned it.

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Hey, and I ain't taking any babysitting money, all right? Make sure that gets back to Ms... Orlovsky. Yeah, her. You sure? Hmm.

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Sir, before you do anything to him, do you mind if I get a big tip?

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(CHUCKLES) Uh, Jeremy, is it? Umm-hmm. Wade. Wade Wilson.

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Oh, God, me too. The drink, moose knuckle. But first...

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No friggin' way.

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Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit. I'm sorry. I just... I wanted to win money. I never win anything. Whatever. Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!

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Nobody wins today. Nice try, Wade. You got me. I picked Boothe in the dead pool. Who did you pick? Yeah, Wade, about that, um...

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BOOTHE: Come here, you fat fuck! That's a new stool. (ALL CLAMORING)

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You bet on me to die. Wow! Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Baby, are you sure you wanna shoot your whole wad?

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BUCK: Stay the fuck down. (GROANS)

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